One Year

Today marks the one year anniversary of my first post on this blog.  That first one was a This Day in History post about the Scopes Monkey Trial.  I copied it verbatim from History.com which sends me a daily email.  Later I added Word of the Day because of daily emails I get from Merriam Webster containing great etymology content.  Eventually I found the Roxhikes category was a good place to park hiking-related stuff.

Although I do sometimes post on Current News, with very few exceptions I avoid politics like the plague.  If you don’t like that choice, well then, you can sue me – or start your own blog.  Or maybe you could throw your hat in the ring for the Democratic presidential primary like everyone else with a pulse and a platform these days.  <Ahem.>   Moving on…

What has happened – blog-wise – over the course of a year?   For one thing, we’ve cycled through a whole year’s worth of history.  As a result I’m now less inclined to find much of historical interest out there:  Been there, done that.  Also, dewconsulting.net/blog has become a bit less derivative.  That is to say, it’s more original, more in my own signature style and voice.  I guess if God is gracious, it has also become a bit more amusing – yet ever informative.  And of course, it’s always free, always 100% safe and secure, and usually a ton of fun.

 

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Speaking of fun, a few words about statistics are order – not that statistics are ever anything but deadly boring.  But the simple fact is this: The most poplar posts on this forum have always been humorous.  Puns, cartoons, and offbeat stories like “The Darwin Awards.”  Oh, wait… I’ve never done a “Darwin Awards” post, you say?  Well, never fear. That’s one oversight sure to be corrected soon.   You been warned.

The most viewed post thus far? It was one about a pun-filled roadside sign at the Indian Hills Community Center.  A close second? That was probably either a New Year’s cartoon titled “Breakfast at Epiphanies,” or one of the many New Yorker humor selections I feel it’s my constitutional right to hijack since I’m a subscriber.  One additional word of warning though:  I recently let my subscription lapse, so if in future you find yourself in need a humor fix you might have to fork over your hard-earned cash to Condé Nast like the rest of the paying public.  Sorry folks, capitalism still rules, even when it comes to a hard-core Lefty rag like the New Yorker.

As I said, fun is the main attraction here, even if that’s not what first comes to mind when you encounter something called “dewconsulting.net.”  If I were to write only dry technical stuff about computers or business instead of passing along puns and cartoons, I bet readership would fall off pretty quick.  Correct me if I’m wrong here?   Hey, there’s always Wired and the WSJ…

 

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And yes, that first one really IS me in the sixth grade.

Yikes!

 

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As promised….

 

Darwin the Dog at One Year Old
And the Darwin Award goes to…<inside joke>.

Ross

R.I.P. Ross Perot.  He died today at age 89.

Those of us ex-EDS’ers will always love him:  A true American original.

 

Ross Perot, dead at 89.
H. Ross Perot in 2002 at the CA State Capitol in Sacramento.  (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)         “My name’s Ross, and I’m the boss.”

 

Churlish

I was delighted to find that today’s Word of the Day – “churlish” – contains within its etymology a bit of insight into my own character.  I’ll leave it to better students of human development than me to figure out exactly what that means here and now.  But as to the history, Merriam-Webster explains:

 

It is easy to understand how churlish has come to mean “vulgar,” “surly,” and “intractable” — if you know your English history.  In Anglo-Saxon England, a churl, or ceorl, was a freeman of the lowest rank who owned and cultivated a small farm. He had certain rights and had upward mobility to rise to the rank of thane.  After the Norman Conquest, however, many churls became serfs.  This change in status meant losing not just social mobility but geographical mobility as well. The lowest rungs of a social system often serve as inspiration for a language’s pejoratives.  And churl eventually came to be used as a term for any rude, ill-bred person.

 

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Hey folks, nobody ever said this was gonna be all pretty puff pieces.

You been warned.

 

Warthog: No Warts. Churlish? You be the judge.
Warts and all:   Wear ’em proud, boys!

 

Disclaimer:  No warthogs were harmed in the production of this post.  Also, they don’t even have warts. As to whether they’re churlish, you be the judge.

Planet

If you were an astronomy-obsessed adolescent like I once was, you probably know that today’s Word of the Day – “planet” – means “wanderer” in Greek. To the ancients, stars were fixed points of light in the night time sky, while those lights that moved around over time were something else. In pre-Copernican days there was no notion of a “solar system,”  but the difference between “fixed” and “wandering” was readily apparent to anyone with a keen eye and enough of a scientific bent to take note and remember from night to night.

The other reason I choose to take note of this particular Word of the Day is the sample sentence that comes with it in Merriam-Webster’s daily email:

 

“Dell is the father of Steph Curry, and Steph (in case you’ve been living on another planet) plays for the Golden State Warriors, the team that Drake’s beloved Raptors have to beat if they’re going to bring an NBA Championship home.”
Charlotte Wilder, Yahoo! Sports, 31 May 2019

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Now I wouldn’t know Drake if he walked up to me on the street and poked me in the eye. But I do know my Curries – Seth as well as Steph – and I even saw their dad Dell play in person once when he was in college back in the day.  My how time flies.  But as it turns out, “Drake’s beloved Raptors” ended up as first-time NBA champions this year.  And just in case Yahoo! Sports doesn’t reach your planet, I’m here to tell you that Raptors’ star – and Finals MVP – Kawhi Leonard will not be returning to We The North next season.  Instead, he’ll join Paul George in moving to the Clippers, thus potentially giving the Lakers a run for their money in SoCal basketball supremacy – or at least making a big splash in NBA marketing pizzaz.

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As for Steph, still the best shooter on this planet, he’s biding his time up in NorCal, waiting for Klay Thompson’s surgically repaired ACL to heal.  With Kevin Durant and his bum Achilles moving East to play for the Nets, and Boogie Cousins (quadriceps now 100%, if not his attitude) leaving the Warriors to join LeBron and Anthony Davis cross-town with the re-vamped Lakers, next season could definitely get interesting out West.  All these wandering NBA stars:  You need a notebook and a keen eye just to keep track.
   Planet NBA: Raptors

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<Sorry LeBron… a planet’s size matters!>

Bikini

Sometimes, the stars align. Today is one of those days.  Those of you of a certain age will almost certainly be able to fill in this blank:

“She wore an itsy-bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot ______.

Today’s Word of the Day, of course, is “bikini.” It’s notable not only for being the answer to the above trivia, which harks back to the June 1960 novelty song release.  But it also is remembered as the inspiration for today’s This Day in History, 1946.  That’s when French designer Louis Reard unveiled his daring two-piece swimsuit at the Piscine Molitor, a popular swimming pool in Paris.

 

 But wait… there’s more!

 

Did you know?

 

Parisian showgirl Micheline Bernardini modeled the new fashion, which Reard dubbed “bikini,” inspired by a news-making U.S. atomic test that took place off the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean earlier that week.

 

All this high fashion, fine music, and an A-bomb test as well. Who could ask for anything more?  Oh, almost forgot:  Bonus pictorial content, below.

 

Yellow polka dot bikini
Surf’s up!

 

Yer welcome.

Contronyms

OK, enough with the light stuff. The linguists were getting antsy, threatening to riot.  So that must mean it’s time to bring out the heavy guns.  Everyone has heard of synonyms (two words that mean the same thing) and antonyms (opposites). But have you ever heard of contronyms? I hadn’t.  Not until today.

The full article’s here.  Excerpts are below.  Read on if you dare, or care.

 

Here’s an ambiguous sentence for you: “Because of the agency’s oversight, the corporation’s behavior was sanctioned.” Does that mean, “Because the agency oversaw the company’s behavior, they imposed a penalty for some transgression”?  Or does it mean, “Because the agency was inattentive, they overlooked the misbehavior and gave it their approval by default”? We’ve stumbled into the looking-glass world of contronyms — words that are their own antonyms.

 

1. Sanction (via French, from Latin sanctio(n-), from sancire ‘ratify,’) can mean “give official permission or approval for (an action)” or conversely, “impose a penalty on.”

 

2. Oversight is the noun form of two verbs with contrary meanings, “oversee” and “overlook.” Oversee, from Old English ofersēon (“look at from above”) means “supervise” (medieval Latin for the same thing: super-, “over” plus videre, “to see.”) Overlook usually means the opposite: “to fail to see or observe; to pass over without noticing; to disregard, ignore.”

 

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The full post includes 23 more contronyms, including “left,” “dust,” “seed,” “trim,” and – my personal favorite – “flog.” It originally appeared on Mental Floss and was published June 15, 2018.

 

The contronym (also spelled “contranym”) goes by many names, including auto-antonym, antagonym, enantiodrome, self-antonym, antilogy and Janus word, from the Roman god of beginnings and endings, often depicted with two faces looking in opposite directions. Can’t get enough of them? The folks at Daily Writing Tips have rounded up even more.

 

Contronyms are Janus words.
Janus, the Roman god of contronyms…

…or something.

Yampa

Continuing with our summer theme of lighter fare, see here for the DP’s photo montage of the Yampa River as it flows through Dinosaur National Monument near the Colorado-Utah border.  With snow-fed headwaters on the Continental Divide and passing by Steamboat Springs, the Yampa is one of just a few free-flowing rivers in the American west. That means no dams.

 

According to Wikipedia:

 

The Yampa’s warm, silty waters are an ideal spawning ground for native fish such as the Colorado pikeminnow and humpback chub.  These have largely disappeared from dammed waterways in other parts of the Colorado River system.

 

Teaser below.  Click the link above to see more spectacular scenery.

 

Yampa
Flight for aerial photos provided by Eco Flight. Photo by RJ Sangosti/The Denver Post.

 

All this scenic beauty and great fishing too.

Oh, and did I mention?  There’s white water rafting.

Though on the stretch pictured above, the water’s more brown than white.

Who could ask for anything more?

Yup.  Yer welcome.

Lucky

Today is your lucky day.  I’m in a super good mood, so that means you get nothing but jokes. That’s right, you heard me:  Nothing.  But.  Jokes.

Like I said:  Lucky you.

Yer welcome.

 

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1)  A photon is going through airport security.  TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.  Photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

2) Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.

3) Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven’t had a gig yet.

4) Heisenberg is speeding down the highway.  Cop pulls him over and asks, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?” Heisenberg says, “No, but I knew where I was.”

5) C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.  Bartender says, “Sorry, no minors.”

6) If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

7) A linguistics professor says during a lecture, “In English, a double negative forms a positive.  But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.  However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”   Then a voice from the back of the room pipes up:  “Yeah, right.”

8) How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Go fish.

9) Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

10) What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

 

Lucky for you, dog exists.
Proof of dog’s existence. But still can’t sleep.

 

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Oh, you wanted FUNNY jokes?  Sorry, those cost extra…

<All jokes courtesy of https://www..IFLscience.com>

Hey, don’t blame me – I just work here!

Hong Kong

Hong Kong is all over the news today.  See NYTimes coverage here and here and here and here.  I won’t pretend to understand all the issues.  But until recently my daughter lived nearby in Shenzhen.  So for me there is something more at stake here than mere curiosity.

On This Day in History in 1997, the Brits turned Hong Kong over to China  under an arrangement called “One Country, Two Systems.”  The basic idea was that you could have a totalitarian central government (China) with a capitalist economic system (Hong Kong).  Well, at least as long as the land in question was on an island off the coast. And as far as the economic part of the equation goes, things seem to have worked out fairly well.  But of course success of “The China Model” in which economic growth takes precedence over individual rights comes at a cost not everyone is willing to pay.

 

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The thing is, the Chinese government’s modus operandi has little or no human rights protections built in.  So anyone accused of anything can be jailed indefinitely without a trial.  In Hong Kong, the sticking point is whether people can be extradited across the channel to face the music on the mainland based solely on an accusation.

The fear is this:  A lot of what people are accused of there amounts to nothing more than political dissent.  With American Independence Day upcoming on July 4th – in Canada, it’s July 1st, that’s today – we DO have those kind of due process protections built in.  So, what’s going on over there right now is frankly a bit alien to us.

 

Not Hong Kong - O Canada! U.S. Flag - not Hong Kong.

 

I guess if “taxation without representation is tyranny,” then incarceration without a trial is as bad, or worse? As you’re watching baseball and chewing your hot dog and enjoying your constitutionally protected freedom this week, maybe that’s a proposition worth chewing on too.  Just a thought.