Bear Shirt

I’ve always had a special place in my heart for today’s WOTD, “berserk,” which means “frenzied or crazed.”  I’m not sure why, but the derivation from Old Norse (“bear shirt”) is certainly colorful:

 

Berserk comes from Old Norse berserkr, which combines ber- (“bear”) and serkr (“shirt”). According to Norse legend, berserkrs were warriors who wore bearskin coverings and worked themselves into such frenzies during combat that they became immune to the effects of steel and fire.

 

Bear Shirt - berzerk!
OK, not fearsome. So sue me!

 

For other less martial – but no less fascinating – uses of Old Norse, check out Kate’s watercolor-and-etymology offering on Days of the Week, here.

 

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Also, these – free of charge:

 

Half and Half - "bear shirt" = berzerk

Now, try not to go berserk while sheltering in place.

That is all.

 

Opening Day

Baseball season’s opening day usually falls around this time of year. Today the bats lie silent down the street at Raley Field. It has recently been rechristened – perhaps more appropriately than they realized – Sutter Health Park. But images of the boys of summer live on this year in memory, if not in person.

 

Opening Day - 1st baseman Opening Day - autograph Opening Day - Nat'l anthem Opening Day - infield

 

And those Budweiser ad guys? They sure know how to make one helluva heart string tugging TV commercial. See it, here, even if you don’t like beer or baseball.  It’s worth a watch.  Really.

Meanwhile

Meanwhile, back at the office…

 

Meanwhile back at the office...
Thanks as always to New Yorker cartoonists for their work, par excellence.

 

I know, I know, a lot of you are retired. Others of you work from home already, or work outdoors.  But let’s not forget the forgotten ones, OK?  They miss you and are counting the days until your return. That’s something at least.  Right?

Slab Fork WV

We here at dewconsulting.net seem to be alternating between humor and obits.  Today’s obit is for the favorite son of Slab Fork, WV – Bill Withers. Full story from the AP is here.  Tiny desk concert is below.

<Sorry Kate, if you want Taylor Swift, post it on your own blog!>

 

Bill Withers - favorite son of Slab Fork WV

“I don’t think I’ve done bad for a guy from Slab Fork, West Virginia.”

 

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Bill Withers  was born the last of six children in the coal mining town of Slab Fork, WV.  His parents divorced when he was 3, so he was raised by his mother’s family in nearby Beckley. He overcame a childhood stutter, then joined the Navy at 17 where he spent nine years in the service as an aircraft mechanic installing toilets. After his discharge, he moved to Los Angeles where he worked at an aircraft parts factory, bought a guitar at a pawn shop, and recorded demos of his tunes in hopes of landing a recording contract.

In 1971, he signed with Sussex Records. During the 70’s he produced hits such as “Lean On Me,” which was performed at the inaugurations of Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, and “Ain’t No Sunshine.” Both are among Rolling Stone’s list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.

When Sussex Records went bankrupt he was scooped up by Columbia Records. No longer with complete control over his music, he chaffed when it was suggested he do an Elvis cover.  His new executives found him “difficult.”  Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015, he got in a few jabs at the record industry, saying A&R stood for “antagonistic and redundant.”

Withers’s last hit was 1980’s “Just the Two of Us,” a jaunty duet with Grover Washington Jr. The backstory is another example of how Withers’s sweet soul sounds often came with a hidden thorn. Withers had bristled at the manipulations of his record company, Columbia, for years. So he went to work with Washington, who was on a rival label. “Just the Two of Us” was “a ‘kiss my ass’ song to Columbia,” he told Rolling Stone decades later.

 

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RIP, Bill Withers. And stay “difficult,” my friends.

Tiny Desk concert, here, and here.

First Day of April

At least since the 16th century, the first day of April has traditionally been a day of levity and tomfoolery. You can read all about it – here – from the folks at History.com.  Or just read the relevant excerpt below.

 

Some historians speculate that April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582. That’s when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, as called for by the Council of Trent. People who were slow to get the news or failed to recognize that the start of the new year had moved to January 1 and continued to celebrate it during the last week of March through April 1 became the butt of jokes and hoaxes. These pranks included having paper fish placed on their backs and being referred to as poisson d’avril (April fish). That was the term used to symbolize a young, “easily hooked” or gullible person.

 

Let me point out that the Black Death (or Bubonic Plague – 1347 to 1351) preceded April Fools’ Day by more than 2 centuries.  So we don’t exactly have a precedent for handling how to practice levity in times of pandemic. Still, I’m convinced that keeping one’s sense of humor in times of trial is a trait with distinct evolutionary advantages. So, go ahead and pull a fast one, all you pranksters. But you might want to hold off on placing that paper fish on your neighbor’s back unless you’ve got a six-foot-pole handy:  Just sayin’.

 

First Day of April - 6' pole.

Practice social distancing!

 

And in the interest of taking the long view, some bonus humor:

 

 

Last but not least, for those with ties to Chicago, enjoy the mayor memes here.