Two Things Above All

Two things I love above all else:  One is hiking.  Another is coffee. What more could you ask for on the day you turn 64? How about you, hmmm?  What two things above all others make life worth living?

 

Click to watch, from all 41 Colorado State Parks, direct to you:

Fresh Air Friday – YouTube

 

Two Things Above All - yea coffee, yea science! Two things #2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Take the gratitude challenge, here.

I mean, c’mon, get with the program!

 

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Yesterday I hiked a section of the High Line Canal Trail I had never done before. Starting near the sharp bend in Titan Parkway just north of Roxborough, passing by Cottonwood Stables, crossing over Plum Creek, and ending near the Santa Fe RR tracks along Hwy. 85 just south of Chatfield Reservoir. Best seen around sundown, IMHO.

 

Proudly made in Alexandria, MN.

 

Wait.  Beware of loose… WHAT?
Spooky 100-year-old cottonwoods.
Dusk along the canal rarely disappoints.

 

Two Things Above All, and one of them is hiking.
Last embers of my 64th trip around the sun.  Who could ask for anything more? Not me.

Little Brother

Happy birthday today to my Little Brother who turns 75. This gives us an excuse to consolidate age-related memes. It’s also another reason besides Thanksgiving to celebrate and over-eat. Thanks, bro.

 

Little Brother + 3
The 4 Bellies… er, 4 BROTHERS. Riiight, got it.

 

Old Guys Rule
Old Guys Rule: High Mileage Low Maintenance

Hippo Birdie

Ever the trailblazer. There. Was that so hard?

Aging Think

Little Brother, roles reversed.
Back when _I_ was the little brother, getting off the bus on my first day of first grade….

Thanks, bro!

Caught My Eye

There’s an article in the book review section of the current New Yorker that caught my eye. It’s about the San Luis Valley of southern Colorado. The article, titled “What Going Off The Grid Really Looks Like,” is about a book by Ted Conover, called “Cheap Land Colorado.” It caught my eye not only because I’ve been to the San Luis Valley many times, but also…. Well, there’s no sense beating around the bush: Truth to tell, I myself have a bit of an anti-social streak. There, yeah, I said it. So sue me. It’s still a free country after all.

 

The San Luis Valley, about the size of New Jersey, is home to only about 50,000 people – and also home to Great Sand Dunes National Park.

 

Caught My Eye - Sand Dunes.
Photo credit: Lars Leber.

 

Not mentioned in the article, but still true, the San Luis Valley is also home to one of the largest Amish enclaves outside of the Midwest / Mid Atlantic region. That’s probably because land here is cheap and arable (as long as you’re willing to irrigate), and there are very few neighbors around to spoil the solitude. And if there are two things the Amish like, it’s farming, and being left alone to live as they please. You know, kind of like a lot of people – including me.

I won’t bore you with details of the New Yorker article. You can, after all, read it here for yourself if you like. And I haven’t yet read Conover’s book either, of course. But I will tease just an excerpt which really tickled my fancy. It also has pricked my interest to read other books by this author.

 

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“In the United States,” Gertrude Stein once observed, “there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is.” That was true in 1936, when she wrote “The Geographical History of America,” and it remains so today. The numbers are startling. And not only if you live someplace like the Upper East Side of Manhattan, with your hundred thousand neighbors per square mile. Add up all the developed areas in the fifty states — the cities and suburbs and exurbs and towns, the highways and railways and back roads, the orchards and vineyards and family farms, the concentrated animal feedlots, the cornfields and wheat fields and soybeans and sorghum — and it will amount to a fifth of our nation. What is all the rest? Forests, wetlands, range land, tundra, glaciers, barrens, bodies of water of one kind or another. If you don a blindfold, throw a dart at a map of the country, and commit to living where it lands, you will most likely end up alone, in the middle of nowhere.

All that open space has an enduring hold on the American imagination. There’s a reason it serves as the backdrop for so many political ads and pickup-truck commercials: It represents the ill-defined notion of liberty that we claim as our founding ideal. And it functions as a kind of collective backup plan should some crucial opportunity or exigency arise — a place to prove our mettle, a place to start over, a place to which, if push came to shove, we might flee and never be found. Most of us do not put this proposition to the test. But, by choice or chance or lack of any other option, a handful of people really do wind up trying to make a life somewhere in the almost eighty per cent of America that is essentially undeveloped land.

Those people are the subject of Ted Conover’s “Cheap Land Colorado: Off-Gridders at America’s Edge” (Knopf). Conover, who was raised in Denver and is now a professor of journalism at New York University, might be thought of as a reporter in the George Plimpton mold. To write about his subjects, he prefers to spar in their rings and scrimmage on their fields. Unlike Plimpton, however, he sticks around for months or years, often under distinctly uncomfortable circumstances. For a book about modern-day hoboes (“Rolling Nowhere”), he learned to hop freight trains and spent months riding the rails. For a book about undocumented immigrants (“Coyotes”), he lived with Mexicans on both sides of the border, picking fruit in citrus orchards and traveling across the Sonoran Desert and the Rio Grande. For a book about the New York State prison system (“Newjack”), he got a job as a corrections officer and worked for a year inside Sing Sing.

 

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Bottom line, and for a number of reasons, the reviewer ended up not much liking Conover’s book. Or at least, not much liking his conclusion – or maybe I should say, his lack thereof. Conover practices something called “immersion journalism.” I first encountered this style of “thick description” reading anthropologist Clifford Geertz in college, and it has stuck with me ever since. The idea is, you immerse yourself in a foreign culture, learn their idioms and practices, and essentially become one with the landscape, one with them. In so doing, you avoid drawing broad conclusions or making the kind of generalizations that outsiders tend to bring with them, like so many Northern carpetbaggers looking down their noses while stepping off a steam train to the deep South during Reconstruction, with all biases intact and all preconceptions unruffled.

With immersion journalism, by contrast, what you might lose in external analytical leverage, you gain in faithfulness to the lives and the landscapes of your subjects’ world. And for my money, that’s where the best anthropological and journalistic stories “really” originate.

 

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Disagree, or don’t like it? Well, you can always sue somebody, I guess. After all, nobody’s got a gun to your head. Now, will you please make sure to shut the door on your way out? Thanks. It’s been a pleasure.

Bloatware

Whether or not you drive a Tesla, you gotta admit, Elon Musk is a world class showman. And whether or not you agree with him about recent layoffs at Twitter, the new “hardcore work” requirements, or about “unnecessary bloatware,” no one will ever accuse him of being a shrinking violet. Crazy, maybe, but never indecisive. (See full AP story on the Twitter bust up, here.)

 

From the story:

 

Earlier in the week, some got so angry at Musk’s perceived recklessness that they took to Twitter to insult the Tesla and Space X CEO. “Kiss my ass, Elon,” one engineer said, adding lipstick marks. She had been fired. Twitter leadership sent an unsigned email after Thursday’s deadline saying its offices would be closed and employee badge access disabled until Monday. No reason was given, according to two employees who got the email — one who took the severance, one still on payroll. They spoke on condition of anonymity, fearing retribution. A trusted phalanx of Tesla coders at his side as he ransacked a formerly convivial workspace, Musk didn’t appear bothered….

 

Me personally, I doubt there will be any problem with the company’s servers being able to handle the Tweet volume during the upcoming World Cup because I don’t give a rip about soccer. But maybe that’s just me. (Ahem.)

 

Elsewhere in disgraced/disgraceful Tech CEO news…

 

In San Jose, CA, former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes was sentenced to 11 years in prison for her role in defrauding investors and endangering patients in a failed startup that promised to revolutionize blood testing, but instead made her a symbol of Silicon Valley ambition that veered into deceit. According to the judge in the case, Theranos’ (and Holmes’) downfall was brought on “by misrepresentations, hubris and just plain lies.” Full DP story is here.

 

Bloatware and hubris, that is all.

Are you taking notes, Elon?

 

Bloatware - Tesla
All this and a red Tesla too? (Phalanx of trusted coders not pictured.)

 

Mwah!

Todays Quote

Todays quote comes from Michael J. Gerson. The journalist and speechwriter died yesterday of kidney cancer at age 58.  His last column for the Washington Post was published on the day of his death. In it he had this to say about what being a father had taught him about life.

 

“Parenthood offers many lessons in patience and sacrifice. But ultimately it is a lesson in humility. The very best thing about your life is a short stage in someone else’s story. And it is enough.”

 

Todays quote - Michael J. Gerson.

Mr. Gerson is seen here in 2001 standing in front of the White House where he was a speechwriter for GWB (43).  See the full story, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Further We Go

It’s getting darker the further we go. That’s true of the days here this side of the Solstice, and also true of the memes found on the Internet. Don’t believe me? Well, read on if you dare. It starts out on a bus all sunny and smiling with a lighthearted line of monkish tonsures. And where does it end? Somewhere else altogether. Especially that Butcher of Eden poem. Yikes!

 

The lucky few.

The Further We Go - procrastinate The Further We Go - Beemer.

The Butcher of Eden
Pádraig Ó Tuama
The Further We Go - moist.
Moist!
The Further We Go The Darker It Gets
Like I said…

 

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

“Improvise, adapt, overcome.” A good motto to have, especially when your gas gauge doesn’t work…. These have been accumulating so it must be time for a dump. You been warned.

Improvise adapt overcome.

Redneck Flood Insurance. Or, as the governor of West Virginia once famously said, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” Ben Franklin WAS governor of W-VA, right?
Improvise, adapt, overcome - cut once.
Measure twice, cut once.
Improvise, adapt, overcome - cut WHAT?
Measure once, cut… WHAT?”
“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.” Also, defibrillator paddles are down the hall on your right – just sayin’.

 

Last but not least…

 

GOP friends, sorry couldn’t resist. Now repeat after me: “Improvise, adapt, overcome…”

 

Plus a Monday Bonus

Shocked. Just shocked, I tell you.

Apt Allegory

Thanksgiving dinner is on the near horizon. The recent midterm elections are still visible in our rear view mirror. In light of all that, the following “apt allegory” takes on added significance:  Doncha think?

 

Apt Allegory

 

Given that an allegory is defined by Merriam Webster as a symbolic representation of something else, what do you think this allegory refers to? Best answer in the comments section wins an invite to Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Go ahead, I’ll wait….

C’mon folks. Live dangerously. I promise, no pizza. Only USDA-approved meats on the menu, no human flesh.  And for those vegans still interested, know this:  We’ll also be having green bean casserole, candied yams, and pumpkin pie.

 

Mmmm-mmmm-good.  None finer.

 

All this allegory talk is making me hungry.

Somebody please pass the mashed potatoes.

Colorado Is Home

May I just say, Colorado is home to some truly fantastic nature photographers, one of whom is my better half.

 

Can you guess which one is hers?

Answers below.

No cheating!

 

 

  1. __________
  2.   __________
  3. __________
  4. __________ Colorado Is Home - Cottonwood

Answers:

 

1. Lars Leber, “Meteor over Elevenmile.”

2. Wilson Axpe, “Sobriety Test.”

3. Andy Marquez, “Homecoming.”

4. AVW, “Plains Cottonwood.”

 

See here for recent national mention, and here for bonus textile work.