Aaron Opens Up

So.  Aaron.  Old buddy.  Old pal.  Opening up is good.

But it’s come to this, has it?

 

 

First, you win a Super Bowl.

 

 

Then, you get a hot race-car-driving girlfriend.

 

 

Suddenly you’re estranged from your family.

You start questioning your faith.

Then, before you know it,

you’ve bought a house.

A $28 million Malibu beach house.

That’s right. You heard me.

Twenty-eight million.

 

 

So.  What’s left?

Well, there’s always retirement I guess.

Stay tuned for details as they develop.

Oh, and Aaron? Take heart, buddy.

We’re praying for ya.

 

Well, you and Danica both, I guess.

Couldn’t hurt.

Am I right?