Hempel

If I could die and come back again I’d want to be reincarnated as Amy Hempel.  That’s how much I revere the experimental short story writer whose new collection, Sing to It, is reviewed by James Wood in the current New Yorker.  If you are uninterested in minimalist fiction, don’t bother.  But if you (like me) think Brevity is the Soul of Wit, then you can read the full text of Wood’s review here.  Or, read on – if you dare.

 

(Hempel and dogs go together like Flannery O’Connor and God.)

 

Any reviewer who can weave together a parenthetical reference like the one above is OK by me.  And anyone (see below) who gives pride of place to what I consider Hempel’s best story – also her first – has got my full attention.

 

“In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson Is Buried,” which appeared in Hempel’s first book, probably remains her most celebrated piece of writing.  It is a painful and acutely witty tribute to a young friend who died of leukemia. From a hospital bed in California, the friend asks the narrator to entertain her with some tales, but things she won’t mind forgetting: “Make it useless stuff or skip it.”

So the narrator delivers a mashup of absurdist nonsense.  That Tammy Wynette has changed the title of her song to “Stand by Your Friends.” Or crazy stuff from the newspaper about a man robbing a bank with a chicken.  Meanwhile, the beloved friend, who possesses all the wit of the best Hempel characters, issues quizzical and brilliant observations from her bed:  She wonders why Elisabeth Kübler-Ross’s famous stages of dying omit “Resurrection.”  She sends the narrator to the hospital shop and asks her to bring anything back — except a magazine subscription.

 

And of course let’s not omit the heart-rending coda – delivered in sign language by a bereaved chimpanzee.  But if you haven’t read it, I won’t spoil it for you:  Hempel’s classic debut 1985 collection is called  Reasons to Live.

 

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To have waited over a decade for some new output from Hempel is, strangely, not all that surprising.  She never was one to crank out the same story over and over, as is the habit of some.  Likewise, word-count is of little concern to her.   Stories in the new collection range from almost poem-like (under 100 words), to almost-novella-length (61 pages).  As the New Yorker review points out, the point for Hempel has always been about quality, not quantity:

 

In “Offertory,” … the narrator remarks despairingly, “He said he wanted to see everything, but did he, really? Does a person want to know the thing he is asking you to tell him?” These lines seem central to Amy Hempel’s work. We flinch from the truth, we take up convenient and fantastical fictive embroidery to avoid its dangers.  But we also write stories to enable us to survive the truth, to sing to it and of it. The secret is in the quality of the song.

The End Is Near

It’s March 29th – the end is near.  This means I’ve reached my monthly limit of free articles on those Internet publications I tend to frequent.  Even taking into account Private Mode and multiple browser sessions and all the other tricks I use to try to avoid paying for a subscription, I’m almost done.  Finished.  Kaput.

“Almost,” I said. Lucky for you, I came across this one just in the nick of time.  It’s a simply lovely piece, by an author who shall remain nameless – and I’m not giving you the name of the publication either – unless you choose to click the link and read it for yourself in full.  The reason for this evasion has nothing to do with my innate urge to plagiarize.  Rather, it has to do with the annoying tendency among some of my subscribers to reject certain things out of hand, based solely on the source, not on content.  This tendency I find inexplicable, but there you have it.

The article’s here (if you really must know).  Excerpts are below (if you, like me, are pressed for time).  The subtitle is “A small rebellion against the quickening of time.”  This I find much preferable to the headline, which I’m also not mentioning here because I find the word “cleanse” distasteful.  And that is true even when it doesn’t refer to human bowel function.  So sue me.

 

The article begins with a painting, and a nod to Japanese ceramics:

 

Japanese abstract art by Makoto Fujimura.
“Golden Sea — a New Song,” by Makoto Fujimura.

 

The two most recent times I saw my friend Makoto Fujimura, he put a Kintsugi bowl in my hands. These ceramic bowls were 300 to 400 years old. But what made them special was that somewhere along the way they had broken into shards and were glued back together with a 15th-century technique using Japanese lacquer and gold.

They look like they have golden veins running through them. This makes them more beautiful and more valuable than they were in their original condition. There’s a dimension of depth to them. You sense the original life they had, the rupture and then the way they were so beautifully healed. And of course they stand as a metaphor for the people, families and societies we all know. Those who have endured their own ruptures and come back beautiful, vulnerable and whole in their broken places.

 

By contrast, the Internet these days is quite a different matter:

 

 

There is a rapid, dirty river of information coursing through us all day.  If you’re in the news business, or a consumer of the news business, your reaction to events has to be instant or it is outdated.  If you’re on social media, there are these swarming mobs who rise out of nowhere.  They leave people broken and do not stick around to perform the patient Kintsugi act of gluing them back together….  I’ve felt a great need to take a break from this pace every once in a while and step into a slower dimension of time.  Mako’s paintings are very good for these moments.

 

The article takes a bit of a detour to include philosophical concepts like Greek “Kairos” and Hebrew “Shabbat.”  The point of both is to illustrate that there are longstanding historical alternatives to our current experience of daily life at a frenetic Internet pace.

The article concludes this way:

 

 

Mako has the sorts of thoughts one has when you live at a different pace….  There’s an ambiguity, complexity and sometimes a hiddenness to his writing and speech that can’t be expressed as a hot take…  It is an argument against the whole idea of a culture war.  It advocates an environmental movement for the culture — replacing the harsh works that flow from fear with works that are generous, generative and generational….

That last word is a breath from another age.  What would it mean to live generationally once in a while, in a world that now finds the daily newspaper too slow?

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Or, indeed, the daily blog post?
Food for thought.
Digest at your leisure.
That is all.

Infamy

On This Day in History, 1984 – a day that will live in infamy for Baltimore Colts fans – Bob Irsay packed up the team into moving vans and carted them off to Indianapolis in the dead of night.  Full sordid details here.  For many die-hard fans, the Colts were heroes.  And Irsay?  “Arch-villain” would be too kind.

 

Led by quarterback Johnny Unitas, the Colts had been the best team in the NFL in the late 1950s. They had come to embody the working class spirit of Baltimore.  Players lived among the fans, worked alongside them in the off-season, and performed with evident pride in their adopted city.  Once Irsay purchased the team, the franchise began its downward spiral. After winning Super Bowl V in 1971, the Colts had a few good years.  But by the late 1970s, the franchise was bad.  So bad in fact that when future Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway was drafted number one overall by the Colts in 1983, he refused to report to the team, threatening to play baseball for the New York Yankees instead. As a result, the Colts were forced to trade Elway to the Denver Broncos.

 

And the rest, as they say, is NFL history.

 

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Johnny U, an NFL legend, drops back to pass…

 

Infamy - Colts Trade Elway to Broncos
John Elway, an even bigger NFL legend, drops back to pass…

 

Trim

“A little off the sides and top, please.”  Those of you who know me (follicularly challenged as I am) know that I never say this to my barber any more.  But when it comes to the 40′ ash tree in our back yard?  Well, let’s just say, they need it more than me – at least until the Emerald Ash Borer finally gets them.

 

For a trim, call Fielding!
Shameless promo: Fielding Tree & Shrub Care

 

The brave and nimble lads from Fielding Tree & Shrub Care were here today.  And although when I was a kid growing up on the farm my winters were spent hanging upside down from branches giving apple trees their annual trim, today I’m more than happy to observe from a comfortable warm perch – inside.

 

Tree trim equipment.
The Fielding lads come equipped with all the right tools, and that’s at least 90% of the battle.

 

Second Story Trim by Fielding Tree Service
Strapped in and ready for action outside a second-story window.

 

Red Bull: The Pre-Trim Drink of Choice
Of course BEFORE getting strapped in it’s   always good to have a little extra fortification.

 

Bucket Man from Fielding Tree Service.
If I’m gonna be 30 feet in the air, then I at least wanna be THIS guy.

 

Spider-Man from Fielding Tree Service.
Spider-Man, SPIDER-MAN?  No thanks!   It’s a young man’s game.

 

Fargo-sized Wood chipper.
Cleanup’s a snap when you have an industrial-strength, Fargo-sized wood chipper handy.

Mud

It’s springtime in the Rockies, so that means… must be time for a mud hike!  Gorgeous day out yesterday, so I donned hiking boots and did the Rim Rock Trail in Castlewood Canyon.  Don’t let the name fool you:  In addition to plenty of rock, there’s also plenty of mud this time of year.

 

Mud Season in Castlewood Canyon's Rim Rock trail
Also some snow in shady spots.
Mud Season hiking companion, this doe.
My only companion, this doe.
Mud Season vistas on Rim Rock trail.
No shortage of vistas:  Looking northwest.
Mud Season crevase, Rim Rock trail
Crevasse: The drop off is only about 150 feet!
Plenty of trees, alive… and dead.
This old warrior is one of my favorites.

Madness

March Madness is upon us.  There’s a million bucks at stake on Yahoo Sports.

Click the link here to join the group and see if you can win.

The group password is hoops.

Picks must be in by Thursday noon EDT.  May the best team win.

 

March Madness is upon us
My wife has thrown down the gauntlet…     Who else is up to the challenge?

Logo

On This Day in History, 1852, Henry Wells and William Fargo… well, you know.

 

Wells Fargo logo
A full size stage coach sits in the lobby of the Wells Fargo Bank building in Sacramento.

 

Founded during the 1850s, Wells Fargo’s logo – the classic stagecoach – became famous.  During WW I, the government nationalized the company’s shipping routes and combined them with the railroads into the American Railway Express, effectively ending Wells Fargo’s run as a transportation and delivery business…. <But>  its banking business continued to grow,  making it one of the country’s biggest banks today.

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I almost forgot, but remembered today as I was sitting in Tuscany Coffee at 1700 Lincoln Avenue on the ground floor of the Wells Fargo Center in downtown Denver, that the financial angle looms large for the company in this city too. The nickname of the building? Because of its curved top, it’s known as “The Cash Register Building.”

The Cash Register Building is the third tallest in downtown Denver.

Green

Just to be clear:  Today is NOT St. Patrick’s birthday.  Nor is it the day he drove all the snakes out of Ireland – if he ever did.  No, today is the day St. Patrick died.   Thanks to the folks at History.com, you can read all about it here.  It is, however, the day that Chicagoans dye their river an unearthly hue. Go green or go home!

 

Green Chicago River
A shade not found in nature: Erin go braugh!

 

Green Guinness

It’s also a day for drinking green beer – if you’re into that sorta thing.

Me, I prefer my motor oil nice and dark, thank you very much.

Happy St. Patty’s Day, y’all!

 

Bonus humor content from my favorite Irish subscriber.

What’s the first sign of Springtime in Ireland?

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Paddy O’Furniture

<Thanks, Dan Geary!>

Thyroid

This recent Pennlive.com story about Three Mile Island and thyroid cancer is of special interest to me for a couple of reasons.  One is that I was within sight of TMI’s cooling towers on the day of the partial meltdown in 1979.  I was on the west bank of the Susquehanna helping my brother move from York Haven to Camp Hill.  Another is that from 1981-85 I lived just east of TMI, inside “the plume” area.  During those years I was a medical student at the Milton Hershey Medical Center.  That’s where a lot of research was done examining the long-term health effects on the general population due to radiation release from the accident. Last but not least, my nephew’s wife – a life-long resident of central PA – recently underwent thyroid cancer surgery at Johns Hopkins.

 

TMI cooling towers - watch out for your thyroid!
The Three Mile Island nuclear generating station is scheduled to close Sept. 20, 2019.

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As stated in the article linked above, Central Pennsylvania in recent years has had one of the nation’s highest thyroid cancer rates.  But experts have concluded that direct radiation exposure at the time of the TMI release was insufficient to account for more than a tiny fraction of this total.  What gives? Well, as usual, the devil’s in the details.  And in this case, those details have to do with human biology, with agriculture… and with the passage of time.

The first thing to note is that the human thyroid gland concentrates iodine.  And human dietary iodine comes almost exclusively from fresh milk.   When radiation was released from TMI, it blew east and landed “inside the plume” on prime dairy pasture land.  Dr. David Brenner ties it together in this 2011 piece from Time magazine:

 

“The way radioactive iodine gets into human beings is an indirect route,” he said. “It falls to the ground, cows eat it and make milk with radioactive iodine, and you get it from drinking the milk. You get very little from inhaling it. The way to prevent it is just to stop people from drinking the milk.” He said that the epidemic of thyroid cancer around Chernobyl could have been prevented if the government had immediately stopped people from drinking milk.

 

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Of course, at TMI only a tiny fraction of the radiation was released into the atmosphere compared to Chernobyl.  Still, the biological mechanisms are the same.  Thyroid cancer is extremely slow growing.  And babies have an increased cancer risk from radiation exposure because their cells are rapidly dividing.  So, you might expect to see an mini-epidemic of thyroid cancers in middle aged people who had radioactive Iodine exposure decades earlier when they were infants drinking a lot of fresh milk.  That actually may be the case here.  But convincing public health people  – and insurance companies – to see it that way?  Well, that’s a whole ‘nuther ballgame.