MicroSpikes

Yesterday’s hike to the top of Carpenter Peak (elev. 7,129′) behind our house was aided greatly by these guys:  MicroSpikes are “must-have” accessories for any winter hiking adventure.

 

MicroSpikes
Must-haves when trails are icy.

 

It was sunny yesterday which means it was t-shirt weather out in the open where trails are muddy, sweatshirt weather in the shade where trails are slushy, and colder than hell once the sun dips below the horizon when trails definitely get icy. This time of year along the Front Range that becomes relevant as early as 3:30 PM. Next time I’m starting before noon to give enough time to do the full 6+ mile circuit before full-on butt-freeze sets in at sundown.

 

Happy Trails, y’all. Bring spikes!

 

The full blow-by-blow on this fun, moderately-challenging hike in Roxborough State Park is here. Views from the top are fantastic on clear days, all the way to downtown Denver 25 miles away.

Don’t forget your MicroSpikes!

 

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Addendum: A relative who shall remain nameless reminded me last week that for people in their late 70’s who live in Florida, a 0.3 mile stroll on the beach is more than enough, and that therefore I should ease up on hiking-related posts. All due respect to aging relatives far and wide, but I’m gonna stay out there as long as I’m able. Don’t like hiking posts? Then don’t read them. Also, you’re welcome to kiss it – frozen or otherwise.

 

Mwah!

That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

 

Today’s hike:

 

Panorama Point from Lair O’the Bear Park near Morrison.

 

Panorama Point looking west.
Still Life With Back Pack on Bear Creek: Definitely bringing the spikes.

 

 

Bipartisanship

I spent the better part of a year working in Topeka, and I can safely say that in all that time I never noticed Kansas’ license plates. That’s either a testament to my lack of attention to detail, or to the unremarkable quality of the plates themselves. But a recent push to redesign those KS plates led to an unexpected show of bipartisanship from the state’s legislature and voters, as illustrated by the following. Full story is here. Excerpt is below.

 

Bipartisanship - new KS plate.

 

 

Last week, Gov. Laura Kelly of Kansas revealed a new license plate design for the state’s motor vehicles. But after nearly a week of bipartisan criticism from constituents and politicians alike, she has yielded to dissent. Ms. Kelly announced on Tuesday that the new design, which was black, gold and midnight blue, would be pulled and that the state’s voters would help choose the next design.

“Elected officials should be responsive to their constituents, which is why we are adjusting the process so Kansans can provide direct input on our state’s next license plate,” she said in a statement. Ms. Kelly’s announcement was met largely with relief, as words of gratitude poured in.

The state’s tourism and revenue departments put together the proposed license plate, with input from a design firm and law enforcement, said a spokeswoman for Ms. Kelly, who had given feedback on and approved the final design. It included a wheat-yellow background with text in black and midnight blue with the phrase “to the stars” — the English translation of part of the state’s Latin motto — across the bottom.

The design was meant to remedy an issue with the current plates: They are embossed and lose about 50 percent of their reflectivity over five years, making them difficult to read, according to the Kansas Department of Revenue. But despite the practicality of the change, politicians from both parties and other Kansans were quick to express their disapproval. “Absolutely not,” State Representative Brandon Woodard wrote on X. “I didn’t like the old ones. Now I miss them already,” another user wrote….

In her announcement on Tuesday, Ms. Kelly said that Kansans would have the opportunity to vote on new designs that comply with guidelines issued by the American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators. Details on the options and the voting process will soon be made available, according to the governor’s office.

“I promised to be a bipartisan governor, and I think we can all admit — I succeeded at bringing Kansans across the political aisle together in disliking this new license plate,” Ms. Kelly said.

 

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For what it’s worth, the full Kansas state motto in Latin is “Ad Astra per Aspera.” In English that means “to the stars through difficulties.” Now I’m all for bipartisanship. But as to the difficulties Kansans have experienced in choosing a new plate design… probably best just to leave it with a firm “No comment.”

 

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On the flip side of the coin, here is my favorite State plate:

Flip side - NM.

 

Waddaya say, plate fans? Got a favorite of your own? And no, the old PA “You’ve Got a Friend in Pennsylvania” plate which was only in effect from 1980-88 is not in the running.

Matter of Perspective

All a matter of perspective?

That’s right:

Sixty-five is the new eighteen.

 

Matter of Perspective
(65°F − 32) × 5/9 = 18.333°C

 

Fahrenheit.
Celsius.

Daniel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer. He also originated the temperature scale that bears name.  For those with insatiable curiosity, more on this fascinating 17th c. German physicist is here.

 

Geezers are a matter of perspective too.

 

The upshot? Age is just a number.

And remember:  You heard it here first.

 

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Another famous November 1958 birthday is here.  Can you guess who? Here’s a hint:

“Please to help me mit mine rucksack.”

 

No clue? OK then, how about this?

Kevin Kline (as Otto): “Don’t call me stupid!”

 

That’s right, Otto:

It’s all a matter of perspective.

 

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Speaking of perspective, here are a couple of bonus cartoons from an animal’s-eye view. Consider it my gift to you.

 

Dueling Barnyard Perspectives.
Self Portrait - a matter of (dog) perspective.
“Self Portrait.”

 

Big Game

Many of us will be watching NFL games today. But some of us remember this day in history from long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away: Fans fill the stands as a horse-drawn carriage arrives at the annual UChicago-Michigan Thanksgiving Day game in 1895. Chicago founded its football team in 1892 and played its first big rivalry game against the Wolverines on Nov. 13 that year. From then until 1905, the two teams traditionally ended the season with a Thanksgiving Day matchup.

 

Big Game Day

For my Columbus Cousin: JV football at its very finest!

For my wife: Not PSU, but it was Big 10, so it’ll have to do.

 

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Jay Berwanger, 1935 Heisman winner.

 

A UChicago Maroon spread from earlier this year, titled “Brains Over Brawn,” is here. After the 1939 season, UChicago quit playing big time D-1 football. But even in my day (the late 1970’s) there was stiff student resistance to the reinstatement of an inter-collegiate football program, even at a D-3 level.

 

From the Hannah Gray Collection.

 

Ah well, I guess you can’t please all of the people all of the time. Somebody famous said that. I think it was maybe either Abe Lincoln or Amos Alonzo Stagg? You make the call.

 

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Happy Football and Turkey Day, y’all!

Multimedia Affair

Today’s post is a multimedia affair. It includes everything from a light-hearted assortment of artists’ renditions of Christmas trees (your favorite? I can’t decide between Dali and Van Gogh) to a Fibonacci sequence poem in the shape of an evergreen from Brian Bilston. Last but not least there’s a t-shirt-ad themed celebration of the joys of the Oxford Comma. All of them come just in time for the holidays. Because, remember: Black Friday is almost upon us. In fact, it’s less than a week away. So, better get crackin’ folks. After all, ’tis the season. Fa-la-la-la-lah, la-la-la-laaaah.

 

 

Multimedia Affair

Daily Dose

Most people live in places where light pollution prevents them from seeing any but the brightest of stars at night. We are fortunate to live in a place that’s shielded from downtown Denver’s lights by a tall wall of jutting red rocks. Roxborough Park is known as a “dark sky community,” which means there are no streetlights and strict regulations limiting outside lighting. For instance, night lights must have motion sensors and down-pointing shades and be on a short timer. All of that means that the Milky Way is clearly visible in our sky, at least at the time of new moon each month. And this time of year there’s an added benefit. What’s that, I hear you ask? Well, now that you mention it….

 

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Daily Dose - A Lars Leiber's eye view of the Leonid meteor shower.
Meteor over Eleven Mile Reservoir. Lars Leiber has captured over 1000 such shots over the years, but this from a few years ago is still the best.

 

The following comes from a site called “Your Daily Dose of History.”

A bit long, but well worth the read.

 

In the pre-dawn hours of November 12, 1833, the sky over North America seemed to explode with falling stars. Unlike anything anyone had ever seen before, and visible over the entire continent, an Illinois newspaper reported “the very heavens seemed ablaze.” An Alabama newspaper described “thousands of luminous bodies shooting across the firmament in every direction.” Observers in Boston estimated that there were over 72,000 “falling stars” visible per hour during the remarkable celestial storm.
The Lakota people were so amazed by the event that they reset their calendar to commemorate it. Joseph Smith, traveling with Mormon refugees, noted in his diary that it was surely a sign of the Second Coming. Abraham Lincoln, Frederick Douglas, and Harriet Tubman, among many others, described seeing it. It became known as “The Night the Stars Fell.”
So, what was this amazing occurrence?
Many of those who witnessed it interpreted it as a sign of the Biblical end times, remembering words from the gospel of St. Mark: “And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.” But Yale astronomer Denison Olmsted sought a scientific explanation, and shortly afterwards he issued a call to the public—perhaps the first scientific crowd-sourced data gathering effort. At Olmsted’s request, newspapers across the country printed his call for data: “As the cause of ‘Falling Stars’ is not understood by meteorologists, it is desirable to collect all the facts attending this phenomenon, stated with as much precision as possible. The subscriber, therefore, requests to be informed of any particulars which were observed by others, respecting the time when it was first discovered, the position of the radiant point above mentioned, whether progressive or stationary, and of any other facts relative to the meteors.”
Olmsted published his conclusions the following years, the information he had received from lay observers having helped him draw new scientific conclusions in the study of meteors and meteor showers. He noted that the shower radiated from a point in the constellation Leo and speculated that it was caused by the earth passing through a cloud of space dust. The event, and the public’s fascination with it, caused a surge of interest in “citizen science” and significantly increased public scientific awareness.
Nowadays we know that every November the earth passes through the debris in the trail of a comet known as Tempel-Tuttle, causing the meteor showers we know as the Leonids. Impressive every year, every 33rd year or so they are especially spectacular, although very rarely attaining the magnificence of the 1833 event.
The Leonid meteor showers are ongoing now and are expected to peak on November 18. But don’t expect a show like the one in 1833. This year at its peak the Leonids are expected to generate 15 “shooting stars” per hour.

 

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That’s today’s Daily Dose of History. More from NASA on comet Tempel-Tuttle is here.  Its last pass around the sun was in 2002, so – with a periodicity of 33 years – the next big Leonid storm will occur in November of 2035. Stay tuned for details on your late local news at 11.

Donne vs Thompson

John Donne was a 17th century metaphysical English poet. Hunter S. Thompson was an American gonzo journalist of the 1960’s. Their visions of themselves in the world were poles apart.  Which of Donne vs Thompson do you find most congenial to your own life, and why? Go ahead. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll wait.

 

Donne v. Thompson

Gorilla Ladder

You ever hear of a Gorilla Ladder? No? Me neither. But I am now officially a fan. It’s a combination step-ladder and extension-ladder.  Made of aluminum,  it’s rated for 300 lbs., so I have some leeway as to how much weight I can gain before I’ll outgrow it. For a limited time only you can get one for 50% off at Home Depot, so don’t delay. Remember: You snooze, you lose.

 

Gorilla Ladder close up.
The close up shot.
Still Life With Gorilla Ladder.
I like to call this one “Still Life With Gorilla Ladder.”

 

Caravaggio it’s not, but it’s the best I could do on short notice.

Caravaggio: Still Life With Fruit.

Cliche Day

Happy National Cliche Day, everyone!

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Q: Should writers use clichés?
A: Not even on a cold day in Hell.  I swear on a stack of Bibles, I’ll never use them. So put that in your pipe & smoke it.
Cliche Day
I don’t even know if this is a real thing, but Happy National Cliche Day anyway. Because…  I just like old-timey typewriters: So sue me.

 

Better safe than sorry? A stitch in time saves nine? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? All’s well that ends well?

Got a favorite? If so, let’s hear it. What are you waiting for? Hey, time’s a-wasting. And there’s no time like the present.  What have you got to lose? It’s only your foolish pride.  C’mon, live a little. It’s National Cliche Day after all.

 

PSA From Sir Paul

A PSA from Sir Paul, and a small suggestion for Lindenhof Farms.

PSA From Sir Paul

‘A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It’s where the rich use public transportation.’

The end of the boring breakfast: Omaha Steaks it ain’t!