Taco Cat

Taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat.

Taco Cat
Yep, it’s still taco cat.

 

Plethora means "a lot."
I am not kidding, it really does.

 

Historic photo of Halloween fans listening to Mariah Carey’s

All I Want For Christmas Is You.

If you were alive during the Cuban Missile Crisis, please raise your hand. Now, if you like Maria Carey, sit down and shut up.

“Greatness is born of small beginnings.”

Not sure why, but this one really tickles my fancy.

 

Last but not least…

Buttery Chardonay

Election Day

You would think that on Election Day I’d post something political. But noooo: Today, it’s gonna be sports, sports, and nothing but sports.

 

You would think - Bye week.
Cookin’ with Russ.

 

Happy for Dusty anyway.

 

Election Day - just a little bit of politics.
OK, I lied – maybe just a LITTLE bit of politics – so sue me. But never within 100′ of a polling place. Because some lines I do not cross.

DST

Did you remember to set your clocks back last night for the end of DST?

 

DST - harder
Busy night at Stonehenge.

 

DST - Stonehenge 1
The right tool for the job.

 

DST made easy.
End of DST – the easy solution. Photo credit: John H. Miller. Thanks, John!

 

 

Couldn’t sleep last night so I was up at 2AM and therefore able to watch my Apple watch and iPhone simultaneously tick over from 1:59 to 1AM. Never saw that before. Whodathunkit? Just goes to show, having the right tool for the job can make all the difference in the world.

 

 

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See the 2019 rant from when I was living in Los Angeles, here:

My, my, my, how times have changed.

(Ahem.)

Have I Mentioned

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy working from home? Why yes, I believe I have. But it bears repeating. Especially on a day like today when the first measurable snowfall of the season hits, and drivers around town succumb to what I like to call “meteorologic amnesia.”

 

This, courtesy of the DP: Sheesh!

Have I Mentioned - 6th Ave.
Traffic is backed up on 6th Avenue near Federal Boulevard where there was a 100-car pileup early Friday morning. The highway is closed until further notice on Nov. 4, 2022.

 

Update 8:30 a.m.: The crash on 6th Avenue has resulted in several injuries, Denver Police Department spokesman Doug Schepman said. Most of the injuries were minor and a few broken-bone type injuries, but “nothing that appears to be life-threatening at this time,” Schepman said. He said the slick road conditions likely caused the crash.

 

Ya think? Nice work, Doug.

For those with a subscription

(i.e. those who can get behind the DP paywall)

all the gory details are here.

Let’s all be careful out there.

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Bonus Friday funny for all,

whether you work from home or not,

and no subscription necessary.

 

Have I mentioned?  Yep, this is absolute GENIUS!

Both-And

Some days there is so much fodder for comment out there in the world that I am loath to choose which content to post about. Today is one of those days. So, rather than “either-or,” I’m going with “both-and.” You got a problem with that? Guess you’ll just have to take it up with my editor then. Ahem.

 

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Last night Astros starter Cristian Javier and a trio of relievers threw only the 2nd no-hitter in World Series history. (The first was Yankee Don Larsen’s perfect game against the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1956.) And Javier-&-Co’s gem came just one night after Phillies sluggers hit a record-tying 5 home runs in a 7-0 blowout at Citizens Bank Park. Go figure.

I like to joke with my wife that, although I don’t really care which team wins this thing, I do have strong feelings about a number of the individuals involved. For instance, I love Astros skipper Dusty Baker, who holds the record among active managers for most games (currently 3,979) without winning a World Championship. On the other hand, I hate the Astros – both individually and collectively – for what they did (cheating scandal) during their 2017 Series win. Are you listening Jose Altuve and Alex Bregman? Good, ‘nuf said.

Then there’s ageless wonder Justin Verlander, Astros ace, who pitches tonight, but comes in with a lifetime 0-6 record in the Fall Classic. Ya just gotta love a guy who never listened to all the naysayers when they advised against his marriage to Sports Illustrated cover-model Kate Upton. “Gonna mess up his concentration,” they said. “Never gonna return to top form,” they said. Oh yeah? Well take THAT, ya dang naysayers: Verlander will probably win his 3rd American League Cy Young award this year at the ripe old age of 39. And Upton? Yeah, she’s still got those award-winning curves. (Hmmm – maybe it’s the Phillies hitters that need a concentration tune-up? Ahem.)

 

Both-And 2
Both-And?
Both-And 1
Yup.

 

Speaking of wives, I couldn’t help but notice Jill Biden in the crowd last night.  I gotta assume she was rooting for the Phillies. (Sorry, Dr. Jill.)  As for me… I say ya just gotta love that FLOTUS. And let’s go… Joe!  (Fooled ya, didn’t I, “Brandon” lovers? So take THAT – HA!)

 

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On the other end of the current events spectrum, the obit for beloved New Yorker cartoonist George Booth appeared in the NY Times recently, here. Often described as “zany,” and famous for his off-beat depictions of animals (see above), I will always remember his offering from the week after the terror attacks of 9/11/2001. It was the only cartoon run in the NYer that week, and deservedly so.  (Hey, I’m not crying – YOU’re crying.)

 

No caption necessary. RIP, George Booth.

 

Better Late Than Never

All right, I admit it: It’s a little late to be posting about Halloween on Nov. 2nd. But better late than never, that’s what I always say.

If you are into trivia, see the world’s easiest quiz posted here 4 years ago.

If you are into cheeky Lutheran swag, see the t-shirt ad posted below.

 

Better Late Than Never, eh Martin Luther?

 

And,  if you are wondering what happened to all our Halloween candy – sorry, dear – I gave it to the roofers replacing our shingles up top yesterday figuring they need it a whole lot more than I do. Truth to tell, in 7 years living here on this steep hill among all these senior citizens, we have had a grand total of one trick-or-treater come to our door on All Hallows Eve. Yeah, you heard me: ONE. So when I meet with my Internist next week for my six-month A1C check, she will be happy to hear that, rather than snacking slowly on all those poisonous empty calories over the first couple of weeks of November, I got rid of the lot in one fell swoop by giving it to a bunch of guys who probably are burning 6000 calories a day doing what they do. Unlike me, sedentary sloth that I am.

 

So sue me.

 

Anyway, happy Halloween a few days late. As the inimitable Martinus Luther always used to say, “By grace alone.” Also, “Better late than never.” He did say that, right? Some time around Halloween, 1517? There’s no one alive who can say he didn’t. So that’s my story and I’m sticking with it. And if “inimitable” gives you pause, well, here you go, bibliophiles:

in·im·i·ta·ble
adjective
  1. so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.

 

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This Day in History, Word of the Day, and free candy for all:

What more can you ask for on Nov. 2nd?

Ready? And… Go!

Found this on a friend’s FB page – thanks, Jack!  I brought it over here because I figure the less Mark Fricken’ Zuckerberg knows about us the better.  R U ready? And… Go!

Somebody else play – I’m curious:
Brothers………………..            3
Sisters…………………..             0
Divorces…………….…            0
Marriages…………….….         1
Children………………..             3
Grandchildren………           0
Great Grandchildren….  0
Surgeries……………               0 (done on me), multiple (done to animals)
Piercings……………..              0
Tattoos……………….                0
Shot a gun…………..             yes
Owned a gun………….         yes
Quit a job……..                      hell yes
Ever been on TV…….         no
Hit a deer……………               yes
Watched a person die   yes
Rode in ambulance……  yes
Sang karaoke. …..….          no
Rode a jet ski………             no
Roller skating…….              yes
Rode a motorcycle…….   yes
Overnight in hospital…. yes (as a med student, not as a patient)
Been arrested…….           not yet.

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Your turn. Ready? And… Go!
Ready? And... Go!
Bonus 4 Halloween: Yer welcome.