Today’s post posed a real quandary. On the one hand, today is the 147th anniversary of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow kicking over her lantern in the barn that started the great Chicago fire of 1871. On the other hand, I just got another Covenant Notice from our HOA suggesting some additional exterior maintenance on our townhouse. And since I don’t do political wrangling anymore, this got my latent creative juices flowing…
So, Chicago Fire?
Or, Roxborough Homeowners Association?
Aw, hell: Caution to the wind. You can read all about the Great Chicago Fire here. But nowhere else than in these pages can you read about my travails with the Covenant Nazis.
Enjoy, gentle reader.
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Dear Sir or Madam:
Yours in “maintaining a wonderful community,”
Etc, etc, etc.
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Don’t worry, I didn’t send it. Yet. But I thought about it.
Amazing bonus photos here.
You know what? That carpet really does look a little frayed.
😉
ADDENDUM: Just talked with my neighbor who is on the HOA board and found out that the HOA’s management company has been given a notice of termination as of January 1, 2019. Oh, also, in the meantime all further snooping is halted and all existing covenant notices have been declared null and void. Woo hoo! Gotta love that frayed carpet, for at least a little while longer…