Just to be clear: Today is NOT St. Patrick’s birthday. Nor is it the day he drove all the snakes out of Ireland – if he ever did. No, today is the day St. Patrick died. Thanks to the folks at History.com, you can read all about it here. It is, however, the day that Chicagoans dye their river an unearthly hue. Go green or go home!
It’s also a day for drinking green beer – if you’re into that sorta thing.
Me, I prefer my motor oil nice and dark, thank you very much.
Happy St. Patty’s Day, y’all!
Bonus humor content from my favorite Irish subscriber.
What’s the first sign of Springtime in Ireland?
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Paddy O’Furniture
<Thanks, Dan Geary!>