Quick: Name the richest person in the world. If you answered “Bill Gates” … <annoying buzzer sounds> …. nope, sorry. At #2, like Avis, he may try harder, but he’s not on top. Likewise if you answered “Warren Buffett,” “Michael Bloomberg,” or any of the Walmart heirs (last name = Walton), yer outta luck. As for Elon Musk? Leslie Wexner? POTUS #45? Not even on the list! The correct answer is “Jeff Bezos.” If you’d like a small window into WHY that is so, read on. For those who care, the full list of the top 25 appears at the bottom of this post.
A year ago, a story from the NY Times’ Technology section like this one titled “Prime Power: How Amazon Squeezes the Businesses Behind Its Store” would not even have registered on my radar. What changed for me in the last year to make such a story relevant? Well, last Sunday I ordered two books online as gifts. And I signed up for a free 30-day trial of Amazon Prime so I could get 2-day delivery before Christmas. Also, I now work in the “physical supply chain” end of a business (which shall remain nameless, but you can read all about it here) that has Amazon as one of its largest customers. And every day, as a well-compensated IT peon, I hear (over my shoulder) the business folks I serve muttering about Amazon. So, I know a smidgen whereof I speak.
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Here is the promised list. Note #24, Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife, who got 4% of his net worth in the divorce settlement. Not half bad for half a day’s work, eh? <Yeah, I KNOW I’m gonna hear about that one!>
- Jeff Bezos
- Bill Gates
- Bernard Arnault
- Warren Buffett
- Amancio Ortega
- Larry Ellison
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Carlos Slim Helu
- Larry Page
- Francoise Bettencourt Meyers
- Sergey Brin
- Jim Walton
- Alice Walton
- S. Robson Walton
- Mukesh Ambani
- Steve Ballmer
- Michael Bloomberg
- Charles Koch
- David Thomson
- Ma Huateng
- Jack Ma
- Phil Knight
- Sheldon Adelson
- MacKenzie Bezos
- Michael Dell
In general I don’t approve of buying elections, but if Bloomberg wants to do it I might not object since I’m not sure any of the other Dems can win it fair and square. Will work on upping my positive thoughts.