Monster Is Moving To The UK – Safe Travels!

I just found out that our old cat Monster – now known as “Rasputin” – is moving with his new owner to the UK. That in itself is noteworthy – but it’s not the whole story. Due to British restrictions on the import of “live animals,” Monster/Rasputin must first fly to Frankfurt, then be ground-transported under the English Channel via “The Chunnel,” to gain lawful entry into the UK. No word, BTW, on British restrictions on the import of stuffed animals. Hmmm.

All best and safe travels to you, Monster, as you make your new home in the land of Harry Potter. May you catch many more mice in your remaining years. And may you please <PLEASE!> continue shedding that long luxurious fur of yours on someone else’s furniture.

For reference, please note previous feline humor, here.

 

Monster with side-kick Azula in olden times…

…shedding – er, I mean, sitting – on our couch.