Medi-Honey

Thanks to an ill-advised In-N-Out double-double with cheese consumed at lunch in the parking lot outside my Internist’s office right before a blood glucose check, my doc has put me on a super low carb diet. The good news? To comply with the letter of the law, all I’ve gotta do is skip the bun.

 

There, see? No bun:  Easy as pie.

 

The bad news? Well, a double-digit A1C and diabetic foot ulcer are not so easily dismissed. Ah well, at least my Big Toe lives to fight another day. This thanks to Medi-Honey, a topical medication prescribed by my podiatrist and originally pioneered by the ancient Egyptians.

 

Medi-Honey
Yep, that’s right: Medi-Honey. Now if I can just figure out the hieroglyphics on the instruction sheet, I’ll be golden.

 

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Twofer! The donuts, I mean...
Alas, some indulgences are harder to forgo than others…

 

Pray for me, a carb-craving sinner.

 

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