Calm Down Or Else

Two investigators at crime scene after monkey mauled a man.

“His final Internet search was ‘insane monkey how make calm down.’ ”

 

********

 

Calm Down Or Else

 

********

 

Man hires hit men.

“Make it look like the free market.”

********

 

It was a good week for dark humor at the New Yorker.

You may now return to whatever it is you were doing before.

That is all.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *