Some days, the news is all good. Take today, for instance…
1. The Russians have agreed to a prisoner swap of some rogue arms dealer named Viktor Bout for WNBA star Brittney Griner. I don’t exactly know how this will affect the war in Ukraine, but I can guarantee you we’ll now kick their asses in a 3-on-3 co-ed pick-up game. The CBS news report is here.
2. The original Declaration of Independence has been returned to the National Archives by The Trump Organization. Full deets from Andy Borowitz, here.
3. My contract with Universal Music Group (UMG) to maintain their Legacy Physical Supply Chain System has been extended to the end of June 2023. Not to put too fine a point on it, but never believe IT project managers when they say they’ll implement something on time. Not. Ever.
4. Previously unavailable in the state of Colorado, the Mustang Mach E is now ready for a test drive in Denver. Friday, 1 PM, Groove Ford. Be there or be square. Oh, and regarding the discretionary spending power necessary to purchase same? Please see #3 above.
Bonus humor for a day in which the news is all good.
So I am sitting in the Atlanta Airport waiting on a flight, sipping on a Coca-Cola, when I read about the declaration of independence… I’d laugh so hard I almost passed Coke through my nose!
By the way… you’d look really fine in that car!