Maybe it’s just me? Or maybe it’s because it’s the middle day of a three-day-weekend. But whatever the reason, literally everything today seems like timeless wisdom to me. Don’t believe it? Well, read on, if you dare….
So the moral of the story, Little Piggies, is to skip the straw, the twigs, and even the bricks. Go with concrete. Oh, and if you’ve got a thriving brothel business, never turn your place into a family home: Not. Ever. And not even if it’s made of concrete. Hey, you been warned.
With the exception of the Aldous Huxley quote and the Denver7 News photo, these all come from my sage friend Jack Henshall.
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Jack and I rode the bus to Denver together for many years back when we still lived down in the Springs, back before he retired from Kaiser Permanente to become an unrestricted free agent. Jack, your politics may still suck, and your native country of Texas is still a soulless hellhole, but your wisdom is definitely always timeless. Thanks a million, buddy!
How a transplanted Biden-lovin’ yankee and a sage God-fearing conservative can still be friends remains a mystery.