Doing Our Best Here

Doing our best here to offend literally everyone…. Happy Friday!

 

Here you go, Coastal Pundits: The face of today’s NBA. Are you listening, Mark Jackson, Stephen A. Smith, and Kendrick Perkins? It’s either gonna be this, or it’s gonna be Ja Morant packing heat in the parking lot of Shotgun Willies: You make the call.

 

 

Here you go, GOP party faithful: On the next episode of Hoarders…. And coming soon to a courtroom near you. “My precious!” I hear the bathroom dampness is especially bad for paper documents containing national secrets. Ya think?

 

 

Please don’t forget to add on that “Q” !!!

 

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Well, how did we do? Offended yet?

C’mon, we’re doing our best here!