“Nigh” is just an old-timey word for “near.” So, when I say, “The time is nigh,” you know exactly what I mean. “Time for what,” I hear you ask? Well, for one thing, you know the time for retirement is drawing nigh when you identify viscerally with the following.
Of course, I’ve felt that way for at least the past 10 or 15 years and it didn’t stop me from staying employed – at least, employed as a consultant. Hence this website – dewconsulting.net – which provides me with an outlet for the snarkiest of my worldly observations far from the prying eyes of HR managers everywhere.
But now that my UMG contract is almost up (@ the end of this month), retirement has definitely drawn nigh. So, I’m left with the following dilemma: Continue to blog? Or hang up these spurs? I guess another option might be to re-brand. In that vein, which of the following tickle your fancy for wit and wisdom in a post-dewconsulting world?
- UnrestrictedFreeAgent.com (with apologies to jwhensh who has already used this, but as far as I know has not copyrighted it).
- DontCareWhatYouThink.com (with the old man meme above on the cover page).
- AndTheHorseYouRodeInOn.com (same as #2, but with a little bit more of an edge).
- TwiceImpeached3Xindicted.com (only drawback I see here is it sets the stage for a lot of Hunter Biden pushback, and nobody needs more of that. Plus, those numbers keep climbing – just sayin’.)
- _________. I am honestly open to considering your suggestions. But keep in mind, I’m nobody’s huckleberry when it comes to taking guff, so you can forget Pollyanna.com or Kumbaya.com or any of their ilk.
Hmmmm….
NobodysHuckleberry.com
Kinda has a nice ring to it, doncha think?
I like NobodysHuckleberry.com and I think GetOffMyLawn.com also works.
You will be receiving a “Cease & desist” notice shortly.