At last night’s GOP confab being held at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Southern CA, Chris Christie called out a missing Donald Trump for “ducking” the debates. He said that in future, the former POTUS should be referred to as “Donald Duck.” To no one’s surprise, the Internet lit up with memes, both pro and con. That included this one which I found rather clever.
45 was quick to respond to Christie’s “Duck” monicker.
As quoted in the WSJ:
Donald Trump is giving Chris Christie a nickname — “bum” — after the former New Jersey governor called him Donald Duck, and later said he would vote him off the 2024 island after a Survivor-themed question from the debate moderators. The former president fired back at Christie in posts on his Truth Social social-media platform around the time the debate ended. Trump shared a photo of Christie walking arm in arm with former President Barack Obama. Christie had called out Trump at the debate for not being on stage. Trump has famously coined nicknames for his opponents but – at least so far – hasn’t been on the receiving end of a moniker that has stuck.
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That’s the best you got? Really? C’mon man. This Christie guy has had bariatric surgery for obesity and has been on the receiving end of a notorious New Jersey toll bridge scandal, and all you got for him is “bum?” Geez, I almost miss the good old days of “Crooked Hillary” and “Sleepy Joe.” Those were both at least B+ efforts in the insult game. All I can say is, something must have put you off your game. If we’re supposed to suffer through another 4 years of your BS, the least you can do is provide us with some decent entertainment value. Let me be the first to tell you, “bum” just isn’t gonna cut it. And you can quote me on that too, Duckie.
Tell you what, folks: If you can come up with something better than “bum,” I’ll send you a signed floating bathtub toy. Signed by me, of course – not CC or DD.