You ever hear of a Gorilla Ladder? No? Me neither. But I am now officially a fan. It’s a combination step-ladder and extension-ladder. Made of aluminum, it’s rated for 300 lbs., so I have some leeway as to how much weight I can gain before I’ll outgrow it. For a limited time only you can get one for 50% off at Home Depot, so don’t delay. Remember: You snooze, you lose.
Caravaggio it’s not, but it’s the best I could do on short notice.
Does it come with an “Oh $#!t” cord that will automatically call 911 on your way down? Gorilla or not, I’m done with ladders!