Two of my favorite Instagram accounts are @mommydrinkswineandswears and @cheerfulnihilism. Below are today’s selections. One is from each. But which is which? Only the shadow knows.
“I just saw on reddit that the opposite of “easy peasey lemon squeezy” is “stressed depressed lemon zest” and now I’m using that all the time.”
“why don’t you sit still for a moment and imagine that you are simply a little goose coasting on the breeze behind your friends, on your way home to eat clover & honk at strangers & commit goose crimes”
