Shootout

This Day in History, October 26, 1881 – Shootout at the OK Corral.

I’ve only been to Arizona once and that was several years ago – to the Superstition Mountains in the Tonto National Forest. The landscape there is both striking and unforgettable.

Also, no shortage of colorful stories, both with and without firearms.

Hmmm – think maybe I will dress as Doc Holliday for Halloween this year.

Gotta Play To Win

The results are in. Did you win?  More importantly, did you play?

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Washington Post story here.

Details, details, details…

Mega Millions officials count on enormous jackpots to draw in players who would ordinarily avoid participating. Last October, those officials made two big changes: They doubled ticket prices to $2 — and tweaked the formula to make it easier to win smaller prizes but harder to win the jackpot.

Here’s how Mega Millions used to work: Players picked five numbers from 1 to 75 and a Mega number from 1 to 15. The odds of winning the top prize were 1 in 258,890,850.

Since Mega Millions modified the formula, players now pick five numbers from 1 to 70 and a Mega number of 1 to 25. The odds of winning the jackpot are now 1 in 302,575,350.

In other words, reducing the number of balls for the first five numbers increases the chances of winning a smaller prize. But raising the number of Mega Balls makes it harder to win the jackpot.  (Powerball made similar changes to its rules in 2015.)

Parting shot:

“The lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.”

Span

Check this out.  Way cool.  NPR story here.  Not far from where our youngest daughter lives, in Shenzhen, China.

Parachute

On This Day in History, 1797.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-first-parachutist

An inevitable end, I suppose.  Why am I not surprised?

And for those who like Google Doodles, see here from 5 years ago.

 

49th

Happy Alaska Day!

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/u-s-takes-possession-of-alaska

Waterton

At the head of Waterton Canyon stands Strontia Springs Reservoir which provides drinking water for many Denver residents.

 

Strontia Springs Resevoir in Waterton Canyon

 

Downstream, the South Platte River flows toward Chatfield Reservoir. This provides additional opportunities for fishing, boating, and swimming. Beyond, 20+ miles distant as the crow flies, lies downtown Denver.

 

Chatfield Resevoir

 

Waterton Canyon is home to many residents, including dozens of bighorn sheep, scores of mallards and other birds, and both rainbow and brown trout.

 

  Waterton Canyon

 

There are even a few humans living here. These fortunate folk are employed by Denver Water to manage natural resources. They live year round on site. But such humans tend to be much more camera shy than bighorn rams.  These guys seem to treat the roadway as their own and have no problem posing for pictures.

 

Bighorn sheep of Waterton Canyon

 

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Visitors (like me) ride mountain bikes or hike the 6.5 miles of dirt road from trail head to Strontia Springs Reservoir.  Beyond, for the more adventurous (or for those with better lungs and legs – and more time!) lies the 567-mile Colorado Trail which terminates near Durango.  See here for a great Denver Post piece on the woman whose efforts brought this trail to life.  And see below for me at the trail head:  Though I’ve done the first 6.5 miles many times, I never hiked the whole thing.  But it’s definitely on the bucket list.

 

Waterton terminus of Colorado Trail
Floppy hat at the trail head.

Always Pack Light

Not a good day for faded celebrities.

On This Day in History, 1940 – about 17 miles south of Florence, AZ.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-cowboy-actor-tom-mix-dies-in-an-arizona-car-accident

Also this, from 1997 – somewhere over Monterey Bay, CA.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/john-denver-dies-in-an-aircraft-accident

Monterey Bay

 

 

Quandary

Today’s post posed a real quandary. On the one hand, today is the 147th anniversary of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow kicking over her lantern in the barn that started the great Chicago fire of 1871.  On the other hand, I just got another Covenant Notice from our HOA suggesting some additional exterior maintenance on our townhouse.  And since I don’t do political wrangling anymore, this got my latent creative juices flowing…

So, Chicago Fire?

Or, Roxborough Homeowners Association?

Aw, hell:  Caution to the wind.  You can read all about the Great Chicago Fire here. But nowhere else than in these pages can you read about my travails with the Covenant Nazis.

Enjoy, gentle reader.

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Dear Sir or Madam:

Re: Your letter dated August 13.  We now have the approved paint (“Behr Premium Ultra 100% Acrylic Exterior Satin Enamel – Creamy Mushroom #PPU5-13 from Home Depot”) for the side door on our garage.  We will do the requested painting this month.  One question: Since there is enough paint to also do the other garage door, and since that door looks to be in about the same shape as the side door, is it OK for us to add that to our to-do list without filing a separate Design Review Form?  Maybe just amend the form we already submitted? We’d really like to get this done before the snow flies. Or, if you like, we could append it to the new Design Review Form we’ll be submitting for the frayed outdoor carpet on our front steps (Re: Your letter dated October 1)? We don’t mind doing the necessary maintenance of course. And we certainly commend the diligent work of your fine snoopers skulking around our property with their iPads taking pictures (“on file with the management office”).  But the paperwork is getting to be a bit much. To quote your letter(s): “We realize that you may be unaware that there is a problem, however….” You do realize that only in 1940’s Germany were better records kept?

Yours in “maintaining a wonderful community,”

Etc, etc, etc.

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Don’t worry, I didn’t send it. Yet.  But I thought about it.

Amazing bonus photos here.

You know what? That carpet really does look a little frayed.

😉

ADDENDUM: Just talked with my neighbor who is on the HOA board and found out that the HOA’s management company has been given a notice of termination as of January 1, 2019. Oh, also, in the meantime all further snooping is halted and all existing covenant notices have been declared null and void. Woo hoo! Gotta love that frayed carpet, for at least a little while longer…