Lost 30 Lbs During Quarantine

I have no earthly idea who Peter Facinelli is. But since he “Lost 30 Lbs During Quarantine” (and so did I!) I figured I’d give him a shout out. (Besides, nobody’s ready for another “Black Lives Matter” post from me – am I right?)  In any case, I’ve never referenced People Magazine in a post before, so it’s high time we rectify that.  You can see the full People spread, here.

I should mention that Peter dropped his 30 Lbs by working out and eating better, while I did it with no help whatsoever from diet or exercise. In fact my only help was from an undisclosed (probably viral) condition I had back in March that I never mentioned to the CDC and which has never been confirmed by any testing. So, whatever political point you’d like to make right about now, may I politely suggest you just can it? Thanks. Much appreciated.

Bottom line, I’ve had to drill extra holes in all my belts so they keep me from looking like a skinny-assed rapper getting ready to enter prison. (Oh, wait, BLM is still true, but the pants-below-the-butt-crack-line is one visual you can never unsee. Sorry, folks!)  According to a biometric website I visited recently which calculates BMI based on height (6’4″) and weight (230), I still need to drop another 30 Lbs. before I get to call my Body Mass Index in the “normal” range. But hey, baby steps.  We all do what we can do in our own good time.

In the meantime, beefcake shots of Peter Facinelli are below. Lucky for you, that’s him, not me. Because some visuals you can never unsee.

 

Peter Facinelli:  The 46-year-old actor says that after he lost 30 Lbs during quarantine, he is “physically in better shape than I’ve ever been… I feel leaner, I feel more cut.”

 

OK, one more before I go. Yer welcome.