Other ideas:
- Rob banks.
- Break the Guiness World Record for bungee jumping.
- Sail the Seven Seas.
- Buy a Life Preserver.
- Note to self, very important: Do #4 before doing #3.
All things considered, hiking seems the most prudent course of action for a retirement plan. I mean, c’mon: What am I supposed to do for the next couple of decades, golf? Yeah, right.