Retirement Plan

Retirement Plan
Just in case you were wondering,

 

Other ideas:

  1. Rob banks.
  2. Break the Guiness World Record for bungee jumping.
  3. Sail the Seven Seas.
  4. Buy a Life Preserver.
  5. Note to self, very important:  Do #4 before doing #3.

 

All things considered, hiking seems the most prudent course of action for a retirement plan. I mean, c’mon: What am I supposed to do for the next couple of decades, golf? Yeah, right.

 

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