A mnemonic ode to January by Brian Bilston. And remember, it’ll be February before you know it. For all the good it’ll do ya.
Mnemonic (for the visually challenged)
Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November.
Unless a leap year is its fate,
February hath twenty-eight.
All the rest hath three days more,
excepting January,
which hath six thousand,
one hundred and eighty-four.